[Led from the front]:
Cantor: I will remain as party leader
Chorus:
For as long as the party wants me to,
and as long as it is in the party’s best interests that I do so.
Cantor:
The rich will remain rich …
The poor will remain poor …
The surplus will remain fat …
Jobs will remain insecure …
Kickbacks will remain unknown …
Asylum seekers will remain in detention …
Chorus:
For as long as the party wants them to,
and as long as it is in the party’s best interests that they do so.
Cantor:
The FTA will remain in force …
Hicks will remain in Guantanamo …
The troops will remain in Iraq …
Chorus:
For as long as Uncle Sam wants them to,
and as long as it is in the America’s best interests that they do so.