Now the jokes are on the Mayans

From little things slightly larger things occasionally grow. Here’s a slightly matured expansion of a recent Facebook status update …

  • What will the Mayans give eachother for Christmas this year? Nothing – it’s not in the calendar.
  • A Mayan walks into a bar, and the barman says, “Why the long face?” The Mayan replies “My sundial’s jammed, and I don’t know when it’ll all end.”
  • How do you know when your car’s been driven by a Mayan? The clock’s stopped and the sunroof’s open.
  • What’s the Mayan national food? Dates.
  • How many Mayans does it take to change a light globe? 5,000,001. One to hold the sundial, and 5 million to find another solar system.
  • How is a deserted husband like a Mayan astronomer? They both got the date wrong.

… to be continued …

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