Well after 3 weeks I have to say I’m bored stiff. Please, please, Messrs Tandberg, Leunig & co! I want Little Johnny back. Kevin’s just so darned honest, altruistic and compassionate – and worst of all, facially generic … I can barely stay awake reading The Age these days. I miss the jingoism, the pork-barrelling, the marginalising, the polarising, the eyebrows, the mouth and the lips – and even the Costello ears, nose and smirk. So please, kind Sirs, how about a guest appearance now and then? Sure we want news; but for goodness sake, keep it entertaining.